The Jewish Wisdom Database

Why am I so famous? What am I doing right? What are the others doing wrong?

A human being is only interesting if he's in contact with himself. I learned you have to trust yourself, be what you are, and do what you ought to do the way you should do it. You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it.

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

My biggest nightmare is I'm driving home and get sick and go to hospital. I say: 'Please help me.' And the people say: 'Hey, you look like...' And I'm dying while they're wondering whether I'm Barbra Streisand.

Men are allowed to have passion and commitment for their work... a woman is allowed that feeling for a man, but not her work.

Success to me is having ten honeydew melons, and eating only the top half of each one.