21 Quotations FoundID:21
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it
everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the
wrong remedies.
ID:27
I refuse to join any club that would
have me as a member.
ID:28
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening.
But this wasn't it.
ID:1798
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
ID:2043
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
ID:2044
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you.
He really is an idiot.
ID:2045
I must say that I find television very educational.
The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
ID:2046
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
ID:2048
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
ID:2049
Time wounds all heels.
ID:2050
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to
keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
ID:2051
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
ID:2052
You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and
I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.
ID:2160
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
ID:2161
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to
make an exception.
ID:2162
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
ID:2163
Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
ID:2164
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
ID:2165
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
ID:2376
There is only one way to find out if a man is honest---ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he's crooked.
ID:2417
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.