11 Quotations FoundID:23
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are
busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
ID:76
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring,
close-knit family in another city.
ID:77
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something
you love than to be a success at something you hate.
ID:78
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension.
And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
ID:79
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning
and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
ID:80
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
ID:2053
Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys.
It also separates husbands and wives.
ID:2054
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned
everything. You only have to remember it.
ID:2055
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that,
you've got it made.
ID:2090
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous.
When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
ID:2339
People think all I have to do is stand up and tell a few jokes.Well, that's not as easy as it looks. Every year it gets to be more of an effort to stand up.