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ID:47
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
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Joan Rivers
Topics:
humor
ID:48
He who limps is still walking.
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Joan Rivers
Topics:
humor
wisdom
ID:2176
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
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Joan Rivers
Topics:
humor
health and medicine
ID:2259
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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Joan Rivers
Topics:
humor
ID:2260
Your anger can be 49% and your comedy 51 %, and you're okay. If the anger is 51%, the comedy is gone.
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Joan Rivers
Topics:
humor
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