The Jewish Wisdom Database

A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.

Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

We seem to be going through a period of nostalgia, and everyone seems to think yesterday was better than today. I don't think it was, and I would advise you not to wait ten years before admitting today was great. If you're hung up on nostalgia, pretend today is yesterday and just go out and have one hell of a time.

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.