7 Quotations Found
A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown
is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone
wants to talk about it.
Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person
Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb,
a new program comes along to make you wonder where you
thought the ebb was.
I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never
light enough to make the team.
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been
taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't
been taxed before.
We seem to be going through a period of nostalgia, and
everyone seems to think yesterday was better than today.
I don't think it was, and I would advise you not to wait
ten years before admitting today was great. If you're
hung up on nostalgia, pretend today is yesterday and
just go out and have one hell of a time.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times,
it's the only time we've got.