The Jewish Wisdom Database

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant -- even if they wanted to be one?

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

It is more profitable for your Congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.