The Jewish Wisdom Database

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.

The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not the color, but to accept God's final decision on where your lips end.

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.