The Jewish Wisdom Database

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

He who limps is still walking.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

Your anger can be 49% and your comedy 51 %, and you're okay. If the anger is 51%, the comedy is gone.