The Jewish Wisdom Database

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.