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I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.

  - Neil SimonTopics: humor life
If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven

  - Neil SimonTopics: life
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.

  - Neil SimonTopics: humor education
Don't listen to those who say, you taking too big a chance. Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor, and it would surely be rubbed out by today.

  - Neil SimonTopics: business and money wisdom
Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.

  - Neil SimonTopics: humor
People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes?

  - Neil SimonTopics: humor education
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