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I love living. I have some problems with my life,
but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.
If you can go through life without experiencing pain
you probably haven
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way.
As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me
into my present vocation in life, comedy.
Don't listen to those who say, you taking too big a
chance. Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine
floor, and it would surely be rubbed out by today.
Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how
many times you go back, you never know the ending.
People with honorary awards are looked upon with
disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your