The Jewish Wisdom Database

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath.

A politician is someone who will double-cross that bridge when he comes to it.