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Never go to bed mad - Stay up and fight.

  - Phyllis DillerTopics: humor
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

  - Phyllis DillerTopics: humor
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

  - Phyllis DillerTopics: humor children
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

  - Phyllis DillerTopics: women humor
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

  - Phyllis DillerTopics: humor children
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

  - Phyllis DillerTopics: parents humor children
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

  - Phyllis DillerTopics: parents humor children education
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

  - Phyllis DillerTopics: women humor
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

  - Phyllis DillerTopics: women humor
You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone.

  - Phyllis DillerTopics: humor lashon harah / gossip
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