13 Quotations Found
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until
after they're dead.
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them
at least five years.
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
Let's have some new cliches.
Spare no expense to save money on this one.
Television has raised writing to a new low.
When someone does something good, applaud!
You will make two people happy.
You've got to take the bitter with the sour.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.