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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.

  - George BurnsTopics: humor government
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

  - George BurnsTopics: humor
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

  - George BurnsTopics: wisdom business and money
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.

  - George BurnsTopics: humor golden years
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

  - George BurnsTopics: humor
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

  - George BurnsTopics: golden years
Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.

  - George BurnsTopics: humor marriage
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

  - George BurnsTopics: humor golden years
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

  - George BurnsTopics: truth humor
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

  - George BurnsTopics: humor golden years business and money
People think all I have to do is stand up and tell a few jokes.Well, that's not as easy as it looks. Every year it gets to be more of an effort to stand up.

  - George BurnsTopics: humor golden years health and medicine
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