The Jewish Wisdom Database

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

People think all I have to do is stand up and tell a few jokes.Well, that's not as easy as it looks. Every year it gets to be more of an effort to stand up.