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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you
bore people, they think it's their fault.
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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
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University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most
people don't recognize them.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,'
for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my
consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.
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Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
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The opposite of talking isn't listening.
The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to
make an exception.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.
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If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
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Make sure to be in with your equals if you're going to
fall out with your superiors.