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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

  - Henry YoungmanTopics: humor marriage home and family
If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving.

  - Henry YoungmanTopics: humor business and money
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

  - Henry YoungmanTopics: humor sin and repentance
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

  - Henry YoungmanTopics: humor golden years
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

  - Henry YoungmanTopics: humor marriage
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

  - Henry YoungmanTopics: humor marriage
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

  - Henry YoungmanTopics: food and drink humor books health and medicine
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

  - Henry YoungmanTopics: humor health and medicine
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