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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

  - Woody AllenTopics: humor business and money
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

  - Woody AllenTopics: humor life
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

  - Woody AllenTopics: humor death
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

  - Woody AllenTopics: love humor
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

  - Mel BrooksTopics: humor
Communism is like one big phone company.

  - Lenny BruceTopics: humor government
Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct; they are matters of education, and like most great things, you must cultivate a taste for them.

  - Benjamin DisraeliTopics: humor education
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

  - Benjamin DisraeliTopics: humor sin and repentance government
What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens.

  - Benjamin DisraeliTopics: humor wisdom
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.

  - Albert EinsteinTopics: humor life
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.

  - Albert EinsteinTopics: humor wisdom
Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.

  - Albert EinsteinTopics: humor books
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.

  - Albert EinsteinTopics: humor business and money
We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.

  - Albert EinsteinTopics: humor faith knowledge
If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.

  - Albert EinsteinTopics: humor business and money wisdom
A Hospital is no place to be sick.

  - Samuel GoldwynTopics: humor health and medicine
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

  - Samuel GoldwynTopics: humor
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

  - Samuel GoldwynTopics: humor books death
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.

  - Samuel GoldwynTopics: humor business and money
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.

  - Samuel GoldwynTopics: humor
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.

  - Samuel GoldwynTopics: humor
Let's have some new cliches.

  - Samuel GoldwynTopics: humor wisdom
Spare no expense to save money on this one.

  - Samuel GoldwynTopics: humor business and money
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

  - Samuel GoldwynTopics: humor wisdom
You've got to take the bitter with the sour.

  - Samuel GoldwynTopics: food and drink humor wisdom
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