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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can
be done just as easily lying down.
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger.
Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
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Communism is like one big phone company.
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Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct;
they are matters of education, and like most great things,
you must cultivate a taste for them.
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There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected
generally happens.
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I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
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Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
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Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers.
This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
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We should take care not to make the intellect our god;
it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
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If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z.
Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
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A Hospital is no place to be sick.
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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until
after they're dead.
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I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.
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I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
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I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them
at least five years.
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Let's have some new cliches.
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Spare no expense to save money on this one.
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When someone does something good, applaud!
You will make two people happy.
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You've got to take the bitter with the sour.