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When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring,
close-knit family in another city.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension.
And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning
and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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It's no longer a question of staying healthy.
It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
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Laughter is an instant vacation.
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner,
and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and
I don't deserve that either.
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Remember-you can't beam through a force field.
So, don't try it.
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We have to believe in free-will. We've got no choice.
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I love living. I have some problems with my life,
but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.
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You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way.
As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me
into my present vocation in life, comedy.
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Sports is the toy department of human life.
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Not the cardplayer pays the penalty but only the man who knows not how to play, yet does.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you.
He really is an idiot.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
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Time wounds all heels.
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to
keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and
I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.
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Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys.
It also separates husbands and wives.